Dyking Out Susan T-Shirt
So many Susans have been asking for this tee. It’s finally out of the closet!
Susan, if you’re chilly and your sweetie isn’t around, dyke out with this crewneck!
Throw on this hoodie while streaming all the terrible lesbian movies you can stand.
Dyking Out T-shirt
Dyke Out a tad more discretely.
Dyking Out Tank
Dyke out with your triceps out! Perfect for throwing out the first pitch at a softball game.
Dyking Out Tapestry
Perfect for building a fortress of solitude, of a flirty fort to bring a date home to.
Buy those peaches and save the environment by using this tote instead of plastic bags.
Take this to the coffee shop and find out if that Barista is queer once and for all!
Dyking Out Phone Case
Listen to the pod in style. Also, you never know who might see the case, listen to the pod and then realize they’re gay. Yay!
Wether you’re listening to the pod, watching a show, or getting romantic, this pillow is queerly comfortable. Also a great gift idea.
Dyking Out Baby Onesie
Give your baby/nibling a gift that most others wouldn’t dare.
Justice For Jenny The L Word Mug
Bring to your Generation Q watch parties to make a statement.
You Can't Scissor With Us
Tank and more
Tired: You can’t sit with us!
Wired: You can’t scissor with us!
Bonus? You can wear it on Wednesdays!
You Can't Scissor With Us
Stickers
Perfect for your laptop…
You Can't Scissor With Us
Hoodie
Warm up in LGBTQ style.
Unlock Exclusive Content
Access Dyking Off Topic, our bonus content created just for our Patreon supporters, including themes like: Golden Girls and Astrology.
Dyking Out Hard Enamel Pin
Become a Patron and get this pin. Then “accidentally” leave it at that cute girl’s place and have a great excuse to see her again.
Dyking Out Pride Tattoos
Show off your pride by rocking these tats wherever you please. Your neck, your back…
Dyke Out With Me T-Shirt
Pride, first dates, funerals – wear this shirt proudly wherever you go.
Dyke Out With Me Mug
Say it without saying it. Let your co-workers know you’re gay in the most straightforward way.
Lord of the Lesbians Tank
Back in April, Samira Wiley went on Ellen and called her the “Lord of the Lesbians.” Over 4 months later, we made this shirt.
Lord of the Lesbians - Hoodie
You’ve always wanted to cuddle up with Ellen. And now you can in a way that doesn’t end with a restraining order.