Month: August 2021

Real Housewives w/ Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya – Ep. 199

We’re makin’ it NICE this episode with our fave L-Word reviewer and writer, Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya! But we’re not dyking out about Gen Q. We’re dissecting the Real Housewives franchise for all the queer and queer-coded content it regularly serves up. These ladies are acting gay AND doing crimes, so what’s more queer than that? And they’re not just acting gay, some franchises have queer women amongst the cast. Also, we manage to make comparisons to The L Word. We make the case that The Real Housewives is a great show to watch with your significant other. Plus, we give our REAL gayest things from Provincetown. And we learn straight people will see what they want to see when reading your gay t-shirt. Finally, we end on one of our trickiest listener questions yet!

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Creative Pursuits w/ Bailey Pope – Ep. 198

Comedian Bailey Pope is dyking out with us about how her day job and dream job have more in common than one might assume. Telling jokes on a stage to strangers isn’t all that different than years of having a captive audience in a salon seat. Especially at some comedy shows. Bailey talks about the queerness of the hair industry, and how her queer and trans identities are received there vs. in comedy. Plus, learn why she won’t date within either field, and how to barter for what you want. Also, Carolyn and Melody try their best to predict their gayest thing as they head out on vacation. Finally, we end with a listener question about “straight” friend with a tendency to “twerk” on her.

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Hand Sex w/ Ro White – Ep. 197

Let’s talk about hand sex, baby! Ro White is the new sex and dating editor at Autostraddle, and they’re here to get fist-deep into our topic. Though as we learn, fisting is about fullness, not depth. We dyke out about the benefits of digital stimulation, and the role it plays in queer sex. Period sex? Squirting? Fisting? Masturbation? We’re rounding all the bases. Plus, Ro talks about how Autostraddle is truly doing the gay lord’s work by bringing the queerest, inclusive content to help you navigate your love life. But first, Carolyn and Melody recap their first L Word watch parties as Henrietta Hudson. And, see if they can top those events for their gayest thing! Plus, we end with a different type of listener question that required a little extra prep. Enjoy, and stay sexy!

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Mommy Issues w/ Brittany Ashley – Ep. 196

Writer, actor, and podcaster Brittany Ashley (Don’t Tell The Babysitter Mom’s Dead) joins us to dyke out about the impact of losing her mom at a young age. Don’t worry, we have our fair share of laughs along the way. But if you’re anything like Melody, keep the tissues nearby. We kick it off by getting all the details on Brittany’s recent engagement. Then, Brittany recalls what it was like losing her mom, and how she spent years ignoring the way it affected the relationships in her life. We also talk about how loss can shape your attachment style and the partners you pick. Plus, we discuss how TV and Movie characters who lose their moms early on tend to be queer-coded. Also, find out who Carolyn is stalking this week, and what kind of porn Melody plans on watching with her lover Ali. Finally, we end with a question from a listener who wants our of a toxic friendship.

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The Road w/ Naomi McPherson – Ep. 195

MUNA’s very own Naomi McPherson joins us to dyke out about the life of a queer, touring musician. From #vanlife to prank-filled tour buses, what’s it really like to hit the road as MUNA? They tell us about their favorite shows to play, how they maintain relationships, and why it can get scary just outside of Pittsburgh. Plus, find out why Naomi can’t stop watching the bachelor with their queer friends. Catch MUNA on tour with Phoebe Bridgers, and keep an eye and ear out for new music, coming soon! Also, you’ll hear about Melody’s new crush from Fire Island, and what makes Carolyn cry in therapy. But honestly, what doesn’t make her cry? Finally, we end with a question from a U-Hauler who is looking to make her anniversary extra romantic.

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